1.I was trying looking for my watch but could nevver find the time.
2.Unable to get help with myrefinancing made me a loan wolf.
3.Why did the dairy churn? The less said, the butter ...
4.Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
5.The dessert chef was very smart. Hehad graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
6.What do you call a podium that eatspeople? Hannibal Lectern
7.On TV it's a maze of channels, luckilyhe had a guide.
8.It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing.
9.A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
10.They owed me a lot of money for thenew house - I billed them.
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